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지하철 경로석에 앉은 아가씨






지하철 경로석에 앉아 있던 아가씨가
할아버지가 타는 것을 보고,
눈을 감고 자는 척했다.




깐깐하게 생긴 할아버지는 아가씨의 어깨를 흔들었다.
그리고는 한마디를 던졌다.
"아가씨, 여기는 노인이 앉는 경로석이라는 거 몰라?"


그러자 그 아가씨, 할아버지를 쳐다보더니 대꾸했다.
"나 돈 내고 탔는데 왜 그러세요?"



아가씨가 신경질적으로 말을 꺼내자
화가 난 할아버지가 소리를 질렀다.


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"이봐! 여긴 돈 안 내고 타는 사람이
앉는 자리야... 알어?"
ㅎㅎㅎ

        

<p><br></p><center> <table width="487" bordercolor="#000000" border="5" cellspacing="10" cellpadding="10"> <tbody> <tr> <td><p> <iframe width="900" height="500" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0GYXabxAOTs?autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&amp;playlist=0GYXabxAOTs&amp;vq=hd720&amp;autohide=1&amp;controls=1&amp;showinfo=0&amp;rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> </p></td></tr><tr> <td><pre><p></p> <p align="left"></p><ul><ul><font color="#000000" face="Verdana"><p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">지하철 경로</span><span style="font-size: 24pt;">석에 앉은 아가씨</span></font></strong></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><img src="//t1.daumcdn.net/editor/deco/contents/emoticon/ani_06.gif?v=2" border="0" class="txc-emo"><br></font></span></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><img src="//t1.daumcdn.net/editor/deco/contents/emoticon/ani_19.gif?v=2" border="0" class="txc-emo"><br></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">지하철</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;경로석에 앉아 있던 아가씨가</span></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">할아버지가 타는 것을 보고,</span></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">눈을 감고 자는 척했다.</span></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">깐깐하게 생긴 할아버지는 아가씨의 어깨를 흔들었다.</span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">그리고는 한마디를 던졌다.</span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">"아가씨, 여기는 노인이 앉는 경로석이라는 거 몰라?"</strong></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">그러자 그 아가씨, 할아버지를 쳐다보더니 대꾸했다.</span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;">"나 돈 내고 탔는데 왜 그러세요?"</strong></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br></strong></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">아가씨가 신경질적으로 말을 꺼내자</span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">화가 난 할아버지가 소리를 질렀다.</span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><font color="#01523d" face="Times" size="4"><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); 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