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<center> <p style="text-align: center;"><="http://cafe.daum.net/ekfdud25" target="_blank"><strong></strong></a></p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <center> <table width="700" class="txc-table" style="border: currentColor; border-image: none; font-family:; font-size: 10pt; border-collapse: collapse;" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="border: 12px solid rgb(153, 138, 0); border-image: none; width: 100%; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(247, 250, 246);" rows="1" cols="1"><img width="700" height="374" tabindex="0" style="width: 708px; height: 489px; clear: none; float: none;" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/27014238575A8DA117" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="73[1]-11.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="800"><br></p><p><a class="tx-link" href='http://cafe.daum.net/85236<="http://cafe.daum.net/ekfdud25" target="_blank">' target="_blank"></a></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><span class="b"><font size="2"><font color="#ff5e00"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 221); font-size: 24pt;">쓸만한 애교^^~~</span></font></font></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>광화문&nbsp; 근처에 돈 많은 오(吳) 회장</strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>회사에서&nbsp; 남자 2명과 여자 1명의</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>신입사원을 뽑기로 했다.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;">오회장은 이들을 데리고 근처의 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;">중국 집으로 갔다....</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img width="115" class="tx-daum-image" id="A_182F61254AB74AE256E85C" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://cfile252.uf.daum.net/image/182F61254AB74AE256E85C" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="115"></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>그런데&nbsp; 오회장은 이들 앞에서 자장면을 </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>한 그릇만 </strong></span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>시켰다.... </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><br></strong></span> </p> <p align="center"><img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx68%2Fge703%2FDisco.gif"> <img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx68%2Fge703%2FDisco.gif"> <img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx68%2Fge703%2FDisco.gif"> <img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx68%2Fge703%2FDisco.gif"> <img src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fi183.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx68%2Fge703%2FDisco.gif"></p> <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>"자네들이 돈을 내지 않고 나와 함께</strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>지장면을 먹을수 있는 방법을 말해 보게나,?"</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>첫 번째 남자가 말했다..!!</strong></span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>"저는 사장님께서 남긴것을 먹 겠습니다 "</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;<p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>두 번째 남자는 한술 더 떠서 이렇게 말했다?</strong></span>&nbsp;<p></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>"저는 사장님께서 흘린것을 먹겠습니다."</strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong></strong></span>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><strong>그러자 마즈막 &nbsp;남은 여자가 결정타를 날렸다.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림; font-size: 11pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림; font-size: 11pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림; font-size: 11pt;">.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim,굴림; font-size: 11pt;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><img name="img_b8bc4c02d48d8228844ccd8eb9ac31f6" width="48" height="52" src="http://kinimage.naver.net/storage/upload/2010/05/25/05313696_1274893151.gif" ="javas-ript:imgoriginalview('img_b8bc4c02d48d8228844ccd8eb9ac31f6')"="" o-load="javas-ript:imgAutoResize('img_b8bc4c02d48d8228844ccd8eb9ac31f6')"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br></span></span></p> <p><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;">싸아장님~입 닦지 마세요."</span></strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p></p></td></tr></tbody></table> <div class="embedPlayer" style="text-align: center;"> <div>&nbsp;</div></div></center></center><p><br></p><embed width="0" height="0" align="absMiddle" src="http://pds60.cafe.daum.net/original/10/cafe/2008/02/17/19/31/47b80d1c10e32&amp;token=20080406&amp;.mp3" type="audio/x-ms-wma" showstatusbar="1" volume="0" loop="1" autostart="true"> <p><br></p>