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어느날밤
과부며느리가 잠자리에 누워 혼잣말로
"아~천정에서 큼직한 가지라도 한개뚝 떨어졌음 좋겠다"
 
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곁에 누워있던 과부 시어머니가
"야 넌 참 인정머리라곤 털끝만큼도 없는 년이구나"
"어머님 왜 그러세요?"
 








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두개가 떨어지면 어디가 덧나냐 휴~!!

<center> <table width="487" bordercolor="#000000" border="5" cellspacing="10" cellpadding="10"> <tbody> <tr> <td><p> <iframe width="700" height="394" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/afGzZyD-jSU?autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&amp;playlist=afGzZyD-jSU&amp;vq=hd720&amp;autohide=1&amp;controls=1&amp;showinfo=0&amp;rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> </p><tr> <td><pre><p><p align="left"><ul><ul><font color="#000000" face="Verdana"><p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">어느날밤</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">과부며느리가 잠자리에 누워 혼잣말로</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">"아~천정에서 큼직한 가지라도 한개뚝 떨어졌음 좋겠다"</span></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">그러자</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(65, 116, 217); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">곁에 누워있던 과부 시어머니가</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">"야 넌 참 인정머리라곤 털끝만큼도 없는 년이구나"</span></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;">"어머님 왜 그러세요?"</span></b></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><img width="120" class="txc-image" id="A_9998D0455D67CEA4082580" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://cfile247.uf.daum.net/image/9998D0455D67CEA4082580" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="120" exif="{}" data-filename="54.gif"><br></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><br></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">@<br></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(65, 116, 217); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">@</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">@</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">@</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">@</span></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(65, 116, 217); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: Batang,바탕,serif; font-size: 14pt;">두개가 떨어지면 어디가 덧나냐 휴~!!</span></b></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"></p></font></ul></ul><p style="margin-left: 40px;"><br></p></pre></tr></tbody></table></center><p><br></p>