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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><b><font size="5"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">황당한 방법</span></span></font></b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림; font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><img width="129" height="161" class="txc-image" id="A_196C924850FA7CE32C7FFB" style="width: 188px; height: 159px; clear: none; float: none; cursor: pointer;" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/08/23/jai62_0_59_87_CF_11QD4_JALY_4_29[1].gif" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="129" isset="true" id="A_196C924850FA7CE32C7FFB"/></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><br><span style="color: rgb(9, 0, 255);"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">치통을 심하게 앓고 있는 맹구가 친구를 만나</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">통증을 없앨 방법이 없냐고 물었다.</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">친구는 망설임 없이 대답했다.</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">어디가 아플 때 나는 아내한테 달려가지.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">그러면 아내가 나를 안아주면서 통증이&nbsp;</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">없어질 때까지 편안하게 해준다네.'</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">그러자 맹구가 기쁨에 탄성을 질렀다.</span><strong></strong></span><br><br><br></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><b><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">'오! ..그거 좋은 것 같군.</span><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&nbsp;</span><br></span><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">자네 부인 지금 집에 있나?'</span></span></span></b></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 16px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><b></b><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;">&nbsp;</span></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 16px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 16px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><strong style="line-height: 16px; font-size: 12px;"></strong></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><b><font size="5"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 24pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">퀴즈</span></span></font></b></span><br><br><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><span style="color: rgb(9, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">술을 좋아하는 사람? 애주가</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">담배를 좋아하는 사람? 애연가</span><br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">여자를 좋아하는 사람? 풍운아</span><br><br></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 11pt;">그럼, 술과 담배 여자를 좋아하는 사람은?</span></span><br><br></span><br></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 16px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><br></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center; line-height: 16px; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; -ms-word-break: normal; -ms-word-wrap: normal;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">( 뒈지</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span><span style="font-family: Gulim, 굴림; font-size: 12pt;">려고 환장한놈 )</span></span> </strong></span></span><br></p> <embed hidden="true" width="00" height="00" src="http://alcolnam509.tistory.com/attachment/fl070000000141.asx" type="video/x-ms-asf" style loop="-1" showstatusbar="1" autostart="true" allownetworking="internal" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'><br><center> <IMG border=0 src="http://cfs15.planet.daum.net/upload_control/pcp_download.php?fhandle=NVNzZWFAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2LzExMy8xMTMwMi5naWY=&filename=11302.gif" alt="♥"></a></center><br></p><br>