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         나 중이야
어느 공중 목욕탕에 스님이 왔다
열심히 씼고 있으니 옆자리에
학생같이 보이는 아이가 있어
스님은 이렇게 말을건넸다
"야~ 나 중이야 등좀밀어"
그러자 학생은 느닷없이 스님의 뒷통수를 갈겨버렸다
                 
                 



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학생이 하는 말 말 말 
"야~임마 나 중3이야"
"니가 내 등 밀어"
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 


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height: 104px; clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="265" exif="{}" data-filename="＃신발(2).gif" /></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></ul><ul><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"> <p><br></p></span></strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"> </span><strong> </strong></span><strong> ' . . 학생이 하는 말 말 말 </strong></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></ul><ul><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><strong>"야~임마 나 중3이야"</strong></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></ul><ul><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><strong>"니가 내 등 밀어"</strong></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></ul><ul><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><strong>ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ <font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕,serif;"><font color="#ffffff" face="굴림체"><strong><img src="http://cfile268.uf.daum.net/image/99F2223D5D39864317BC1E" class="txc-image" width="279" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="279" exif="{}" data-filename="___12.gif" /><p><br></p> </strong></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></strong></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></span></strong></span></font></ul></pre><strong> </strong><ul></ul><strong> </strong><ul></ul></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><p><br></p>