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<DIV> <CENTER><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=5></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>한 사내가 교통사고로</FONT></STRONG></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT size=3><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">병원에 입원하게 되었다.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">소식을 전해 들은 아내가</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">병원으로 달려와 의사에게 물었다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“선생님, 제 남편의 상태가 어떻죠?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">설마 죽는 건 아니겠죠?”</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“네, 다행히 목숨에는 지장이 없습니다.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></CENTER><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#0000ff> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><BR><STRONG>깨어나 봐야 정확히 알겠지만</STRONG></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><STRONG>마비증세가 있을 것 같습니다.”<BR><BR>“마비요? 온몸이 말을 안듣는…,</STRONG></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><STRONG>그 마비증세요?”<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR><BR>“네, 하지만 전신마비는</STRONG></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><STRONG></STRONG>&nbsp;</CENTER></FONT></FONT> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아니고 반신마비가 될 것 같습니다.”</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“반신이라면 어느 쪽이죠?”</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“오른쪽 뇌가 심하게 손상되어</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=red size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">왼쪽</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0000ff><STRONG>이 마비될 것 같습니다.”<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR><BR>그러자 아내는 의사의 말이 채 끝나기도 전에</STRONG></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=3><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">남편의 바지를 벗기는 것이었다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">“아니, 지금 뭐하시는 겁니까?”</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">그러자 아내가 허겁지겁하는 말.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">.</SPAN><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt" color=#0900ff>. “몰라서 물으세요? 이걸(?)</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</CENTER> <CENTER style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-WRAP: normal; WORD-BREAK: normal; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">오른쪽</SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">으로 비껴 놓아야 할 것<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">아니겠어요</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></CENTER> <CENTER>&nbsp;</CENTER><!-- /html --> <CENTER><EMBED style="WIDTH: 549px; HEIGHT: 430px" height=300 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=400 src="//www.youtube.com/v/51zk2qUZzvg?version=3?fs=1&amp;autoplay=1&amp;loop=1 wmode=" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="internal" allowfullscreen="true" transparent?="" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain"></CENTER></DIV> 엽기유머