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<STYLE>body{background:#ffffff;}body { background-image:url( http://cfile278.uf.daum.net/image/232C473A54FC2CDA05A838); background-attachment: fixed; background-repeat: no-repeat;background-position: bottom right; } table { background-color: transparent; } td { background-color: transparent; } </STYLE><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="5">남자의 생애 일곱단계</font></strong></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">&nbsp;</span></span></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">첫째, 한 살은</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"> </span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><u style="font-family: null;">왕</u></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">이다.</span></strong></span></font></font><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><font style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;">모든 사람들이 왕을 알현하듯이 어르거나 비위를 </span></strong></span></font></font><font style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">맞춰준다.</span></span></strong></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;">둘째, 두세 살은 <u>돼지</u>다.</strong></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;">맨땅이든 진흙탕이든 가리지 않고 뒹군다.</strong></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>셋째, 열 살은 <u>염소</u>다.</span> <span>웃고 떠들고 장난치며 뛰어논다.</span></strong></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>넷째, 열여덟 살은 <u>말</u>이다.</span> <span>덩치는 큰데 지혜는 익지 않아 덮어놓고 힘 자랑을 </span></strong></span></font></font><font style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">하려 한다.</span></span></strong></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>다섯째, 결혼하면 <u>당나귀</u>가 된다.</span> <span>가정이라는 힘겨운 짐을 지고 무겁게 발걸음을 </span></strong></span></font></font><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">떼어야 한다 .</span></span></strong><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>여섯째, 중년은 <u>개</u>다.</span> <span>가족을 먹여 살리기 위해 사람들에게 꼬리를 치며 굽실 </span></strong></span></font></font><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><strong><span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">거려야 한다.</span></span></strong></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>일곱째, 노년은 <u>원숭이</u>다.</span> <span>어린아이 같아졌는데 아무도 관심을 두지 않는다.</span></strong></span></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span><br></span></strong></span></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span><br></span></strong></span></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span><br></span></strong></span></font></font></p> <p><br></p><font size="3"><p><br></p><font color="#0000ff"><p><br></p><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="5">게릴라 전법</font></strong></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">&nbsp;</span></span></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">모&nbsp;교수의 방침은 엄격했다.</span></span><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></strong></font></font></p> <p><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><strong><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">땡소리와 함께 답안지를 제출해야 하며 그 이후에 </span></strong></font></font><font size="3"><font color="#0000ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">답안지를 </span></span></strong></font></font><font size="3" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: null;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;">작성하는 경우에는</span></strong></font></font><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>빵점을 준다는 것이다. </span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"></strong></font><font color="#0000ff" size="3" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">그런데 한 학생이 땡하고 나서도 </span></strong></font><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">답안지를 쓰더니 그 것을 제출하려고 성큼성큼 걸어 나갔다.</span></span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">"그 건 낼 것 없네. 학생은 빵점이야"라고 교수는 말했다.</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">그는 교수를 바라보더니 "내가 누군지 아십니까?"하고 물었다.</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">"몰라, 하지만 자네가 미국 대통령 아들이라고 해도 개의치 않아.</span></strong></font><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: null;"><strong>자네는 빵점이야"라고 </strong></span></font><font color="#0000ff" size="3" style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">교수는 말했다.</span><br></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;">"내가 누군지 전혀 모른다는 말인가요?" 라고 그는 언성을 높였다.</span></span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">"그렇다네" 교수가 대답했다.</span><br><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;">"좋습니다!"</span></strong></font><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span>&nbsp;그는 쌓여있는 답안지들 중간쯤에 그 것을 쑤셔 넣고는 급히 사라졌다 .</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#0000ff" style="font-family: Batang,바탕; font-size: 12pt;"><strong style="font-family: null;"><span></span></strong></font><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Batang,바탕;"><strong>ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ..............................^^&nbsp; 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