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"영어를 배운 할머니"




한 할머니가 영어학원에서 영어를 배웠다..


그래서 너무나 자랑하고 싶은 나머지 5살짜리 손녀에게 물었다

할머니: 사과가 영어로 뭔줄 아나..?

손녀: 사과가 사과지뭐

할머니: 그것도 모르나 애플 아이가 애플 ...!!!




할머니 이젠 노인정에가서

할머니: 연필이 영어로 뭔 줄 아나..??

노인들: 그걸 내가 우예아노(어떻게 압니까)

할머니: 그거 펜슬 아이가




이번엔 지나가는 아줌마에게 물었다

할머니: 물이 영어로 뭔줄 아니껴...?(압니까)

아줌마: 워터 아닌가요..?






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할머니: "물은 셀프야..!!"

<p><br></p><center> <table width="487" bordercolor="#000000" border="5" cellspacing="10" cellpadding="10"> <tbody> <tr> <td><p> <iframe width="900" height="500" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xIJaKGhiiNI?autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&amp;playlist=xIJaKGhiiNI&amp;vq=hd720&amp;autohide=1&amp;controls=1&amp;showinfo=0&amp;rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> </p></td></tr><tr> <td><pre><p></p> <p align="left"></p><ul><ul><font color="#000000" face="Verdana"><p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: normal;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#ff0000" size="2"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 18pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"영어를 배운 할머니"</span></span></strong></font></span></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: normal;"><br></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br></strong></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: normal;"><font color="#f10b00" size="4"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#000080" size="2"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">한 할머니가 영어학원에서 영어를 배웠다..</span><br><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">그래서 너무나 자랑하고 싶은 나머지 5살짜리 손녀에게 물었다</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">할머니: 사과가 영어로 뭔줄 아나..?</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">손녀: 사과가 사과지뭐</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">할머니: 그것도 모르나 애플 아이가 애플 ...!!!</span></strong></font></span></font></p> <p tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: normal;"><font color="#f10b00" size="4"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#000080" size="2"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br><br></strong></font></span></font></p> <p align="center" tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal;"><br><font size="+0"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">할머니 이젠 노인정에가서</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;"><a class="tx-link" href="http://cafe.daum.net/torekfmsrjt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: rgb(0, 112, 209);">할머니: 연필이 영어로 뭔 줄 아나..??</a></span><br><br><a class="tx-link" href="http://cafe.daum.net/torekfmsrjt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">노인들: 그걸 내가 우예아노(어떻게 압니까)</a><br><br><a class="tx-link" href="http://cafe.daum.net/torekfmsrjt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53); font-size: 14pt;">할머니: 그거 펜슬 아이가</a></strong></font></p> <p align="center" tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal;"><font size="+0"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><br><br><br></strong></font><font color="#cc66ff"><br><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53);"><a class="tx-link" href="http://cafe.daum.net/torekfmsrjt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: rgb(0, 112, 209);">이번엔 지나가는 아줌마에게 물었다</a></span><br><br><a class="tx-link" href="http://cafe.daum.net/torekfmsrjt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53);">할머니: 물이 영어로 뭔줄 아니껴...?(압니까)</a><br><br><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53);">아줌마: 워터 아닌가요..?</span></strong></span></font></font></p> <p align="center" tabindex="0" style="outline: 0px; 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font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, &quot;Malgun Gothic&quot;, &quot;맑은 고딕&quot;, system-ui, -apple-system, Helvetica, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal;"><font style=""><font size="2" style=""><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><font color="#353535">.<br></font><font color="#000000"><br></font></strong></span></font><font size="2" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: rgb(53, 53, 53);">할머니: "물은 셀프야..!!"</span></font></span></strong></font></font></p></font></ul></ul><p style="margin-left: 40px;"><br></p></pre></td></tr></tbody></table></center><p><br></p>